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Having just returned home from the war, I peeked into the window of my house to surprise my family.

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[OCT22] After confessing my love for her, only to be shut down, I told her I couldn’t picture living the rest of my life without her.

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After hours with no sign of help, and delirious from shock, I realized my only chance of escaping the bear trap was to gnaw off my own foot.

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When I saw my neighbor’s Halloween skeletons in the yard, I took a closer look only to realize that they were real.

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After spending the weekend at Dad’s, I came home and my Mom noticed a new bruise on me.

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My wife was worried when she found dead animals in my son’s room.

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At high tide, the boardwalk is a great place for locals to jump from for some summer fun.

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[OCT22] Because of how well I know her, there is no other man who could provide for her, the way that I could.

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Luckily, even though I wasn’t wearing hi-vis, the hunter was quick to recognize I was a person and didn’t shoot.

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My friends restrained her while she kicked and screamed, making it easy for me to shove it in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having just returned home from the war, I peeked into the window of my house to surprise my family.	25
[OCT22] After confessing my love for her, only to be shut down, I told her I couldn’t picture living the rest of my life without her.	25
After hours with no sign of help, and delirious from shock, I realized my only chance of escaping the bear trap was to gnaw off my own foot.	24
When I saw my neighbor’s Halloween skeletons in the yard, I took a closer look only to realize that they were real.	22
After spending the weekend at Dad’s, I came home and my Mom noticed a new bruise on me.	21
My wife was worried when she found dead animals in my son’s room.	20
At high tide, the boardwalk is a great place for locals to jump from for some summer fun.	20
[OCT22] Because of how well I know her, there is no other man who could provide for her, the way that I could.	19
Luckily, even though I wasn’t wearing hi-vis, the hunter was quick to recognize I was a person and didn’t shoot.	16
My friends restrained her while she kicked and screamed, making it easy for me to shove it in.	15