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Ever since getting a clone, I let him take care of all the stuff I don’t want to do, such as going to work and doing chores.

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Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin.

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Considering how terribly my father treated me, I decided to pull the plug.

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All of the forums I read said it was important to talk to your baby in the womb.

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“Ma’am, your little girl is going to die if she doesn’t get this treatment,” I told the woman.

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Letting my son die was the hardest decision of my life, but I couldn’t let him infect the rest of the family.

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I was driving on the highway when the trunk of the car in front of me opened up, revealing a woman with her mouth taped shut, waving at me for help.

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With everyone frantically screaming their thoughts and opinions, it was hard to make out what they were saying.

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Quickly growing malnourished, he begged and pleaded for food, but was only greeted with a smile and a backrub.

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“Oh my gosh Alex, I haven’t seen you in like 20 years!” She exclaimed, inviting me to her place for drinks to catch up.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since getting a clone, I let him take care of all the stuff I don’t want to do, such as going to work and doing chores.	529
Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin.	502
Considering how terribly my father treated me, I decided to pull the plug.	477
All of the forums I read said it was important to talk to your baby in the womb.	475
“Ma’am, your little girl is going to die if she doesn’t get this treatment,” I told the woman.	418
Letting my son die was the hardest decision of my life, but I couldn’t let him infect the rest of the family.	396
I was driving on the highway when the trunk of the car in front of me opened up, revealing a woman with her mouth taped shut, waving at me for help.	395
With everyone frantically screaming their thoughts and opinions, it was hard to make out what they were saying.	385
Quickly growing malnourished, he begged and pleaded for food, but was only greeted with a smile and a backrub.	376
“Oh my gosh Alex, I haven’t seen you in like 20 years!” She exclaimed, inviting me to her place for drinks to catch up.	365