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When I was in the Army, I was told to always fight and never give up

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All of a sudden I got the urge to check my right pocket

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I seemed to be okay after stumbling down the stairs

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I’ve been very nice to my new neighbors; running errands for them, taking them to dinner.

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I scream and scratch while seeing nothing but darkness

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I would be killed if the word gets out that I had sex with an older man

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With my last breath underwater I was able to pull out and save my beloved wife and best friend from drowning

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I was promised free housing, free food, and free women!

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I always thought free food and shelter in exchange for sex was a good deal

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I lived 10 years in this facade: Fell in “love”, married, and impregnated my wife

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was in the Army, I was told to always fight and never give up	8249
All of a sudden I got the urge to check my right pocket	116
I seemed to be okay after stumbling down the stairs	85
I’ve been very nice to my new neighbors; running errands for them, taking them to dinner.	44
I scream and scratch while seeing nothing but darkness	32
I would be killed if the word gets out that I had sex with an older man	29
With my last breath underwater I was able to pull out and save my beloved wife and best friend from drowning	28
I was promised free housing, free food, and free women!	18
I always thought free food and shelter in exchange for sex was a good deal	12
I lived 10 years in this facade: Fell in “love”, married, and impregnated my wife	11