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"Those monkeys we met seemed friendly enough," one Xolaxis said, strapping herself into the ship's cockpit, "but I still don't think you should've given them fire."

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"After much grueling research," Dr. Hamilton said, taking my hand, "I'm proud to announce we've finally found the cure to your sickness once thought incurable."

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I don't get much to eat, living under the tiny bed.

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He shaved his beard with a razor and cream.

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The spinal fluid tasted delicious and the soft snapping of vertebrae was oddly satisfying.

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Dear Santa,

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"Don't worry, this painting is only of King Henry the Eighth," the Marquis said, running his hand beside the gold frame.

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The magic man's spell worked, I was finally beautiful.

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The raptor looked up from (HELP) her still wet meal and (ME) looked into in (THE) softly darkening horizon as it changed (TIME) from red to violet.

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"No, we have the medicine in stock," the doctor said as I coughed into the crook of my elbow.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Those monkeys we met seemed friendly enough," one Xolaxis said, strapping herself into the ship's cockpit, "but I still don't think you should've given them fire."	270	TwoSentenceHorror
"After much grueling research," Dr. Hamilton said, taking my hand, "I'm proud to announce we've finally found the cure to your sickness once thought incurable."	113	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't get much to eat, living under the tiny bed.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
He shaved his beard with a razor and cream.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The spinal fluid tasted delicious and the soft snapping of vertebrae was oddly satisfying.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Dear Santa,	16	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry, this painting is only of King Henry the Eighth," the Marquis said, running his hand beside the gold frame.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The magic man's spell worked, I was finally beautiful.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The raptor looked up from (HELP) her still wet meal and (ME) looked into in (THE) softly darkening horizon as it changed (TIME) from red to violet.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"No, we have the medicine in stock," the doctor said as I coughed into the crook of my elbow.	8	TwoSentenceHorror