/u/JannMeyen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Of all the girls, you are the pretties one," he said stroking my breasts.

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Today I matched on Tinder with my first boyfriend.

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"All eyes on me!" She sings and giggles.

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"Don't forget to wash your hands," Mum says.

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"Where are exactly bear sightings?" Dad asked the park ranger and marked the spots on the map with a large X.

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"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"

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I was looking for something short, and when he proposed Netflix and chill, that sealed the deal.

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My daughter tells everyone that she has a sister, and brother, and used to live in a big house with a dog named Billy and other Mom and Dad.

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It's great to work as a librarian.

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The camera I inherited from my grandfather is very special in a sense that when I snap someone's photo, they die shortly after in a great suffering and pain.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Of all the girls, you are the pretties one," he said stroking my breasts.	6565
Today I matched on Tinder with my first boyfriend.	671
"All eyes on me!" She sings and giggles.	372
"Don't forget to wash your hands," Mum says.	140
"Where are exactly bear sightings?" Dad asked the park ranger and marked the spots on the map with a large X.	116
"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"	97
I was looking for something short, and when he proposed Netflix and chill, that sealed the deal.	94
My daughter tells everyone that she has a sister, and brother, and used to live in a big house with a dog named Billy and other Mom and Dad.	68
It's great to work as a librarian.	65
The camera I inherited from my grandfather is very special in a sense that when I snap someone's photo, they die shortly after in a great suffering and pain.	61