/u/Jasper_Ridge's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Unhappy with your life, and your life choices, you decide to outsource your decisions. Figuring that the more input you receive, means a better outcome, you allow the users of internet to make the choices for you. Six months later, you're in your kitchen covered in blood asking what to do next.
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[WP] As you skip the stone across the water, you turn to your friend, gloating that your stone went the furthest. The look on their face is not of amazement, but of horror. As you turn around, there standing before you is a giant lake monster who is pissed that you keep throwing stones at his house.
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[WP] It's been hard for you to let drug smugglers walk, when your drug sniffing dog doesn't pick up on the scent. As a werewolf, you have a much keener sense of smell then your canine partner, and together you're not going to let any more drug smugglers go free.
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[WP] Working at the pound, you've found the only problem with your employment is that when it rains cats and dogs you suddenly become inundated with lost pets.
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[WP] English has to be one of the most inaccurate languages ever, especially when it comes to animals. Bearcats, Mountain Chickens, King Cobras, Mantis shrimps, Dogfish, the list goes on. Today though, you will unveil a new collection of animals that are exactly what their names suggest.
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[WP] Eleven balls in, and so far you've scored a strike each set; one more strike and you'll have scored a perfect game. As you stare down the pins, eye on the prize, you walk up to the line and let the ball fly. As the ball rolls towards its target you can't believe what comes next.
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[WP] "I'm sorry Sir, but the return policy is strictly thirty days, there's nothing I can do.", the representative says. Deflated, you quickly glance back, let out a heavy sigh, then turn back to the representative before asking "But what am I going to do with a baby dragon though ?"
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[WP] "Well no, there isn't anything explicitly preventing that; it's just a cat has never been elected to office before.", came the response. "I'm just not sure how well a cat would run a country, but I guess time will tell."
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[WP] Now that the gods have returned to our solar system, they have taken up residence in their celestial temples upon each of the planets that bare their name. The main problem for humanity is that each are looking to expand their domain, and Earth is caught in the middle.
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[WP] Loratadine, Calciferol, Zinc, Acetaminophen; the list goes on. Your doctors have you on so many pills you can barely remember what each one does. Determined to understand your medication better you start researching them. It's all going well until you come across Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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