/u/Jasper_Ridge's posts

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[WP] As your watch television, there comes a knock on your apartment door. Figuring it's the takeaway that you ordered, you get up and answer it. Instead of the food, it's a gnarled witch asking for sanctuary for the night. As you look the witch up and down, you decide to err on the side of caution.	4	WritingPrompts
[WP] They say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing and a second time, when somebody says your name for the last time. After four centuries however, today is the day your name is spoken for the last time.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] The year is 2267, and time travel is used exclusively to bring civilisations from the past to the present so historians can better study them.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] As the Bananas in Pyjamas came down the stairs of the bank, B2 turned to B1 and asked "Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1 ?", "I think I am B2", came the reply. Looking at one another, with smiles on their faces they said in unison "It's bank robbing time !"	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are on a mission to expose the foreign agent working against your country. The only thing you know is they are operating out of the company you work for. The challenge is going to be determining who at the UN is the foreign agent.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] Damn that taco was good, another one is definately needed. As you walk up to the counter to order, you hear the cashier and the cook talking out back; what you hear them say is very concerning.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's that time of the year again, when the Earth looses sight of the sun for 7 whole minutes. You're primed and ready to change the globe in the centre of the Sun during the Solar Eclipse; the only problem is you've just realised that the wrong colour globe has been supplied.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] A horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender turns to the horse and says, "Why the long face ?" Happy that someone actually cares for him, the horse turns to the bartender and starts to explain the day he's had.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] They say there's no aphrodisiac like loneliness. In fact, that is not at all true. You have discovered an aphrodisiac so powerful you are having to literally to beat off potential suitors with a baseball bat, in order to get to your laboratory to destroy your entire life's work.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] Having found horticulture just as stimulating as Silhouette Night, Principal Skinner sets to create the best plant he can. Unfortunately, all he seems to be able to cultivate is Venus Fly Trap that has just started speaking, the only thing it says though is "Feed me Seymour".	3	WritingPrompts

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