/u/Jasper_Ridge's posts
[WP] As you skip the stone across the water, you turn to your friend, gloating that your stone went the furthest. The look on their face is not of amazement, but of horror. As you turn around, there standing before you is a giant lake monster who is pissed that you keep throwing stones at his house.
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[WP] Unhappy with your life, and your life choices, you decide to outsource your decisions. Figuring that the more input you receive, means a better outcome, you allow the users of internet to make the choices for you. Six months later, you're in your kitchen covered in blood asking what to do next.
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[WP] Working at the pound, you've found the only problem with your employment is that when it rains cats and dogs you suddenly become inundated with lost pets.
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[WP] Now that the gods have returned to our solar system, they have taken up residence in their celestial temples upon each of the planets that bare their name. The main problem for humanity is that each are looking to expand their domain, and Earth is caught in the middle.
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[WP] Thinking back, you knew that no-one was ever going to find what you'd burried. The problem is that now, five years later, you actually need to dig it all back up, your life depends on it. Only problem is that you were right, no-one can find it, not even you and the clocks ticking.
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[WP] English has to be one of the most inaccurate languages ever, especially when it comes to animals. Bearcats, Mountain Chickens, King Cobras, Mantis shrimps, Dogfish, the list goes on. Today though, you will unveil a new collection of animals that are exactly what their names suggest.
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[WP] "I'm sorry Sir, but the return policy is strictly thirty days, there's nothing I can do.", the representative says. Deflated, you quickly glance back, let out a heavy sigh, then turn back to the representative before asking "But what am I going to do with a baby dragon though ?"
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[WP] Eleven balls in, and so far you've scored a strike each set; one more strike and you'll have scored a perfect game. As you stare down the pins, eye on the prize, you walk up to the line and let the ball fly. As the ball rolls towards its target you can't believe what comes next.
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[WP] Loratadine, Calciferol, Zinc, Acetaminophen; the list goes on. Your doctors have you on so many pills you can barely remember what each one does. Determined to understand your medication better you start researching them. It's all going well until you come across Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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