/u/JavierLoustaunau's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hate it when the motion censor lights turn off because I'm the only one in the office.

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I was finally going to get my revenge on the scientist that turned me into a murderer.

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All I wanted was to see her face one last time...

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Hey everyone, who's got two thumbs...

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Glitches are annoying in games.

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I stood outside, watching the eclipse.

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When we started dating she told me she has a really high body count, but I decided not to judge her.

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It was an experiment to lose weight fast.

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Everyone was jealous of Bill's brown bag lunch, with a little heart drawn on it.

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My co-worker often brings me dead things or follows me to the bathroom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hate it when the motion censor lights turn off because I'm the only one in the office.	591
I was finally going to get my revenge on the scientist that turned me into a murderer.	160
All I wanted was to see her face one last time...	98
Hey everyone, who's got two thumbs...	81
Glitches are annoying in games.	81
I stood outside, watching the eclipse.	35
When we started dating she told me she has a really high body count, but I decided not to judge her.	29
It was an experiment to lose weight fast.	26
Everyone was jealous of Bill's brown bag lunch, with a little heart drawn on it.	21
My co-worker often brings me dead things or follows me to the bathroom.	20