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They say once you become a murderer, you can tell who else has murdered.

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I accepted the potion from the man saying, if you drink you will not be able to say no for the next 48 hours but will gain immortality.

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They said if you saw him once than you’ll see him the rest of your life.

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“Well I guess we know global warming won’t destroy our planet anymore.”

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With a gasp my lungs filled with air, I was alive again!

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There aren’t any monsters in your room, my mother told me.

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My Mama always told me not to accept candy from strangers.

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As the man dropped me off in this alternate universe filled with various foods and drinks, I asked him why he was the only human left

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A Semi Colon is perhaps one of the most sentimental tattoos one can get.

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I can make anyone smile!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say once you become a murderer, you can tell who else has murdered.	10984
I accepted the potion from the man saying, if you drink you will not be able to say no for the next 48 hours but will gain immortality.	149
They said if you saw him once than you’ll see him the rest of your life.	61
“Well I guess we know global warming won’t destroy our planet anymore.”	57
With a gasp my lungs filled with air, I was alive again!	51
There aren’t any monsters in your room, my mother told me.	33
My Mama always told me not to accept candy from strangers.	24
As the man dropped me off in this alternate universe filled with various foods and drinks, I asked him why he was the only human left	11
A Semi Colon is perhaps one of the most sentimental tattoos one can get.	11
I can make anyone smile!	9