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“You have kittens,” the veterinarian exclaimed giddily, “a whole lot of kittens!”

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Jillian Michaels told me to get the body I always wanted.

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“This isn’t even a dangerous curve, there’s no roadside memorial”, I thought as I slid off the road.

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Even evil children deserve to live.

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“You’re the fastest one of all of us Sprinter” the town elder said, “you will have to take it and keep it safe.”

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My 7 cats licked their lips frequently and continued to eat voraciously.

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“I’m pregnant”, he kept repeating, breaking down and sobbing, “I’m… but how?”

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I really tried to catch his eye.

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I really tried to catch his eye.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You have kittens,” the veterinarian exclaimed giddily, “a whole lot of kittens!”	41
Jillian Michaels told me to get the body I always wanted.	27
“This isn’t even a dangerous curve, there’s no roadside memorial”, I thought as I slid off the road.	27
Even evil children deserve to live.	26
“You’re the fastest one of all of us Sprinter” the town elder said, “you will have to take it and keep it safe.”	20
My 7 cats licked their lips frequently and continued to eat voraciously.	3
“I’m pregnant”, he kept repeating, breaking down and sobbing, “I’m… but how?”	1
I really tried to catch his eye.	1
I really tried to catch his eye.	1