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As the officer attacked the unarmed homeless man, I started to reach my hand toward my gun.

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When I woke up in the morning, I walked into my kitchen to find my wife and kids’ dead bodies.

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My one year old is always chewing on phone cords.

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Child abuse has skyrocketed since the revolutionary new ‘Flawless’ cover-up was created.

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The man came back from the kitchen and handed the woman her drink, which she noticed smelled delightfully of almond.

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When I was a kid my mom told me I couldn’t leave the table without eating my vegetables.

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I was watching my favorite girl perform for her OnlyFans when her daughter walked in the room.

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When I couldn’t find one of my tools, I knew exactly where I left it.

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Did you know that on average you eat 8 spiders per night?

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My son recently starting learning sign language and I couldn’t be happier.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the officer attacked the unarmed homeless man, I started to reach my hand toward my gun.	11
When I woke up in the morning, I walked into my kitchen to find my wife and kids’ dead bodies.	11
My one year old is always chewing on phone cords.	10
Child abuse has skyrocketed since the revolutionary new ‘Flawless’ cover-up was created.	10
The man came back from the kitchen and handed the woman her drink, which she noticed smelled delightfully of almond.	9
When I was a kid my mom told me I couldn’t leave the table without eating my vegetables.	9
I was watching my favorite girl perform for her OnlyFans when her daughter walked in the room.	9
When I couldn’t find one of my tools, I knew exactly where I left it.	9
Did you know that on average you eat 8 spiders per night?	9
My son recently starting learning sign language and I couldn’t be happier.	9