/u/Jellycaine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The pick-pocketer thought he had got me, but I felt him grab at my back pocket and was able to hold onto it.

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As a kid, I lived and died by the phrase “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.”

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Whenever I’m out and about with my 5 year old, he asks strangers where they live.

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After killing the brigade of monsters, I was happy to finally relax.

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The only reason I own a gun is for my own protection, and I was glad to have it when I realized someone was in my house.

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Women I meet on social media these days always want to google me before meeting.

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Making a Tinder account as a celebrity, I knew I would be an getting an overwhelming amount of responses.

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It was my first time going to the dollar store since I was a kid, so I was excited for the nostalgia that would come along with going.

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I felt terrible that I never could afford to get my son the best stuff, but promised him that tomorrow I would get him the best toy at the store, no matter the cost!

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“Airtag has been found moving with you”, my iPhone notfication read.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The pick-pocketer thought he had got me, but I felt him grab at my back pocket and was able to hold onto it.	2
As a kid, I lived and died by the phrase “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.”	2
Whenever I’m out and about with my 5 year old, he asks strangers where they live.	2
After killing the brigade of monsters, I was happy to finally relax.	1
The only reason I own a gun is for my own protection, and I was glad to have it when I realized someone was in my house.	1
Women I meet on social media these days always want to google me before meeting.	1
Making a Tinder account as a celebrity, I knew I would be an getting an overwhelming amount of responses.	1
It was my first time going to the dollar store since I was a kid, so I was excited for the nostalgia that would come along with going.	1
I felt terrible that I never could afford to get my son the best stuff, but promised him that tomorrow I would get him the best toy at the store, no matter the cost!	1
“Airtag has been found moving with you”, my iPhone notfication read.	1