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Today I met the man of my dreams.

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I blushed when the man approached me outside the bar and told me I was pretty, but I still told my boyfriend.

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After my son came out of the closet, I insisted that he repent or else he wouldn’t make it to heaven.

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“Daddy, can you please check the closet for monsters?” The little girl asked her dad, to which he replied that she was being silly and that monsters don’t exist.

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“Awww, Mom, thank you so much,” I said as I opened the card with a $5,000 check, all of her friends watching.

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I thought I had shit my pants but turns out I did not.

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I was mildly annoyed when I found an instagram account of someone who stole all of my pictures and was pretending to be me.

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We were getting ready to head back from the school trip, so we took a head count.

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When I saw a bunch of cars parked all over the road, I thought nothing of it and drove around them.

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I was proud of my wife for realizing that her eating disorder had gotten out of hand, and she’s even begun to gain some weight back.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today I met the man of my dreams.	261	TwoSentenceHorror
I blushed when the man approached me outside the bar and told me I was pretty, but I still told my boyfriend.	259	TwoSentenceHorror
After my son came out of the closet, I insisted that he repent or else he wouldn’t make it to heaven.	233	TwoSentenceHorror
“Daddy, can you please check the closet for monsters?” The little girl asked her dad, to which he replied that she was being silly and that monsters don’t exist.	190	TwoSentenceHorror
“Awww, Mom, thank you so much,” I said as I opened the card with a $5,000 check, all of her friends watching.	174	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I had shit my pants but turns out I did not.	172	TwoSentenceHorror
I was mildly annoyed when I found an instagram account of someone who stole all of my pictures and was pretending to be me.	168	TwoSentenceHorror
We were getting ready to head back from the school trip, so we took a head count.	159	TwoSentenceHorror
When I saw a bunch of cars parked all over the road, I thought nothing of it and drove around them.	154	TwoSentenceHorror
I was proud of my wife for realizing that her eating disorder had gotten out of hand, and she’s even begun to gain some weight back.	147	TwoSentenceHorror