/u/JellyfishLow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My girlfriend took me to meet her father, who was a mortician.

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I was going to the shop to buy some cigarettes, when a blind man suddenly stopped me and asked me, "I'm sorry to bother you, but Is there something in my eye?"

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The old man replied 'trick' with a wholesome smile to the 'trick or treat' as he put a single candy each in the children's bag.

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In self-defense, I pointed my gun at the robber.

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My mother made really good pizza dough today,

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I was sitting in a graveyard telling my friend of how life is an illusion.

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My mother screamed when she saw a doll in my little sister's hand and told her to put it back.

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My mother's been lost for three years and there's no trace of her.

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My mother at her deathbed told me that even if she wasn't going to be here, I should always love her.

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As I was relaxing on my yacht on the ocean bed, I saw a big fish in plain sight, and it would be delicious to cook.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend took me to meet her father, who was a mortician.	1509
I was going to the shop to buy some cigarettes, when a blind man suddenly stopped me and asked me, "I'm sorry to bother you, but Is there something in my eye?"	1120
The old man replied 'trick' with a wholesome smile to the 'trick or treat' as he put a single candy each in the children's bag.	289
In self-defense, I pointed my gun at the robber.	146
My mother made really good pizza dough today,	102
I was sitting in a graveyard telling my friend of how life is an illusion.	50
My mother screamed when she saw a doll in my little sister's hand and told her to put it back.	28
My mother's been lost for three years and there's no trace of her.	17
My mother at her deathbed told me that even if she wasn't going to be here, I should always love her.	15
As I was relaxing on my yacht on the ocean bed, I saw a big fish in plain sight, and it would be delicious to cook.	13