/u/JessFoxesnWolves's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally got rid of the bed bugs but I'm still covered in itchy red bumps.

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Yesterday I ate a marshmallow while I was high

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Hey subscribers, we all know the saying, "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

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My big brother was always such a bully so when I jumped out from behind the couch and startled him for a change, it was justice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Tossing and turning, I fell out of bed and hit my chin on the nightstand.

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I can be kind of a bitch when someone interrupts my sleep

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I've always enjoyed foot fetish sites,

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Relieved to finally reach the end of my long and difficult life, I stepped into the light.

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She smiled, gleefully chewing, as the blood dribbled down her chin and dripped dripped dripped back into my gaping eye socket.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Finally got rid of the bed bugs but I'm still covered in itchy red bumps.	525
Yesterday I ate a marshmallow while I was high	502
Hey subscribers, we all know the saying, "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."	394
My big brother was always such a bully so when I jumped out from behind the couch and startled him for a change, it was justice.	323
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	94
Tossing and turning, I fell out of bed and hit my chin on the nightstand.	51
I can be kind of a bitch when someone interrupts my sleep	41
I've always enjoyed foot fetish sites,	38
Relieved to finally reach the end of my long and difficult life, I stepped into the light.	17
She smiled, gleefully chewing, as the blood dribbled down her chin and dripped dripped dripped back into my gaping eye socket.	14