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[WP] “What do you mean, you can’t?” “First,” you explained “I’m just a part time genie, and I haven’t read everything yet, second, I need to catch my bus.”
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[WP] Everyone has a Do Over. Some use it in their childhood after an injury or in high school after a nasty breakup. Adults thinking they’ll make the right choice this next time around but everyone uses it at some point before they die. Except you, and today is the day you died.
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[WP] You are Tiik, doorman for the King’s 462nd birthday party. You have had no trouble for most of the night, until Mrs. Floonstone arrived. Poor thing is literally too large to enter and you have to try and not hurt her feelings.
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[WP] A shooting star streaks across the night sky, you smile and pet your dog as you drift to sleep. The next morning you’re awakened by a strange voice, it’s your dog.
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[WP] You’re Wallace Waffleton and you Own Wallace Waffle’s Delivery Company! it’s your millionth delivery so you decided to take the honor. But the name on the delivery must be a mistake! It’s “Mrs. Pancake.”
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[WP] It’s your first day on the job and you’re really hoping to make a good impression! Your boss told you to stand guard at the secret entrance and not let anyone in while he prepares his evil plans. Unfortunately for you, you have to use the restroom and don’t have a map.
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[WP] Burnt cookies fill your nose as you unjam your Candycane Carbine. Gingerbread tanks pepper gumdrops into a mountain of a tree. “Sir! The Keebler’s are too strong!”
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You’re the most powerful wizard in the entire world, but due to an unfortunate accident, you are now an immortal house cat. Centuries pass as you search for a way to change back.m until one day your owner answers the door to hooded figures, asking for you.
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