/u/Jgrupe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There's a little monster living beneath my skin.

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There was a heart-shaped package waiting for me on my desk when I returned from lunch earlier today.

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My dog will not stop barking today.

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My wife brought home chocolate-covered strawberries for us to enjoy as an early treat for Valentine's Day.

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The chocolatier smiled devilishly at the woman as he tied the purple ribbon into a bow, presenting the box to her with a flourish.

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[AUG21] The punishment for my offense was made to fit my crime, the wild-eyed stranger told me.

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I never thought stealing from coin operated washing machines would get me into so much hot water!

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"Life passes by in the blink of an eye once you get older," my father told me.

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"Mmmm, I'm feeling ravenous, my dear," said the voice in the darkness.

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I took a picture of someone in a grim reaper costume on my phone last night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There's a little monster living beneath my skin.	49
There was a heart-shaped package waiting for me on my desk when I returned from lunch earlier today.	48
My dog will not stop barking today.	41
My wife brought home chocolate-covered strawberries for us to enjoy as an early treat for Valentine's Day.	37
The chocolatier smiled devilishly at the woman as he tied the purple ribbon into a bow, presenting the box to her with a flourish.	23
[AUG21] The punishment for my offense was made to fit my crime, the wild-eyed stranger told me.	21
I never thought stealing from coin operated washing machines would get me into so much hot water!	19
"Life passes by in the blink of an eye once you get older," my father told me.	16
"Mmmm, I'm feeling ravenous, my dear," said the voice in the darkness.	16
I took a picture of someone in a grim reaper costume on my phone last night.	15