/u/Jgrupe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My husband is always thinking up excuses not to eat my cooking.

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People always act like brain surgery is such a difficult task.

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The kids are always leaving their play-things lying around.

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My cat has very unusual eating habits.

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When I saw the garden gnome on sale for just a nickel, I couldn't believe my luck, and eagerly bought it from the shifty-eyed woman.

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There was a dark entity living in the sunken chest buried at the bottom of the ocean.

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Does anyone here know how to open a car trunk from the inside?

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My wife always told me not to leave the front door unlocked, even if I was only leaving for a minute.

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After two weeks of waiting in line, security finally began letting passengers onto the Ark.

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I think my cat is trying to tell me something.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband is always thinking up excuses not to eat my cooking.	1492
People always act like brain surgery is such a difficult task.	1072
The kids are always leaving their play-things lying around.	818
My cat has very unusual eating habits.	196
When I saw the garden gnome on sale for just a nickel, I couldn't believe my luck, and eagerly bought it from the shifty-eyed woman.	188
There was a dark entity living in the sunken chest buried at the bottom of the ocean.	139
Does anyone here know how to open a car trunk from the inside?	118
My wife always told me not to leave the front door unlocked, even if I was only leaving for a minute.	89
After two weeks of waiting in line, security finally began letting passengers onto the Ark.	78
I think my cat is trying to tell me something.	58