/u/JimBobBoBubba's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[TT] A goblin chimneysweep works invisibly around the castle, except to be pushed aside while walking through the hallways. One night, however, a political coup takes place, the king overthrown, the palace staff imprisoned. Only the sweep, forgotten and ignored, is free to rescue those imprisoned.
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[WP] Describe life in a utopia under the regime of a brutal, all-controlling, all-encompassing totalitarian government.
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[WP] In 2035, after a grueling race to be the first on Mars, NASA has landed and the first exosuited explorer has stepped onto the Martian regolith...only to be greeted by the cheerful frontage of a Canadian Tim Horton's.
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[WP] It's a shotgun wedding. A literal shotgun wedding. Two young shotguns are being married by Pastor Pistol down by Firearm Falls.
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[WP] "Citizen! Congratulations on your 35th birthday! Please join us for celebratory cake and euthanasia at the Humanities Processing Centre today at 2pm! "
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[WP] "What have I done to make you disrespect me so? While it is true that no faerie can refuse a wish on the day of their daughter's wedding, you have asked me to curse someone, and this I cannot do. You offer me no gifts, offer me no bread, do not even greet me as your Faerie Godfather."
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[TT] In 1867, Russia did not sell Alaska; rather, Russia purchased the Dominion of Canada from an England divesting their troublesome new lands to concentrate on affairs within Europe. A century later, the US is locked in a grim cold war against the Soviet territory Канада.
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