/u/JimBobBoBubba's posts
[WP] "If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, and if you use a sawed-off shotgun while zombies are after your brain. If you like scavenging at midnight in the decaying landscape, then I'm the love that you've looked for, meet with me, we'll escape."
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[WP] "I'm here to serve a restraining order on behalf of Mother Nature. Please keep a distance of no less than 500m from Ms. Nature at all times from this moment forth."
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[WP] It's the grandparents apocalypse. Civilization collapses under hordes of grandparents shambling through the streets, bundling their victims in warm sweaters, feasting on hard candies and asking about your day.
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[WP] In the near future, it has become the height of good manners to talk trash, question sexuality and denigrate another's mother. Heads of state, corporate leaders, and religious heads have all mastered the art.
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[WP] First, you must bring an offering of crimson herring to the oft-sought yet seldom caught Goose God of the hidden marshes. From him, then, perhaps you will find the answer you seek.
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[WP] After computers have become too secure, interest turns to a new area: human malware. It's been discovered that different areas of humanity are susceptible to different shades of very, very specific colors. Describe what happens after the sleazier marketers get their hands on that knowledge.
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