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As a young teenager, I remember hanging out with my friends and watching gory war films.

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"Bubble baths are my favourite, Mummy!", my 3 year old squealed as he ran into the bathroom.

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I miss my family, my friends, and most of all I miss my husband.

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My two year old's favourite bedtime story is about the Man in the Moon, she makes me tell it to her every night before I go watch the lottery.

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It was reported in the news today that "Robbo the Clown" had submitted a plea of insanity to the court.

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I bumped into my ex at the gym.

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Nick had been a necrophiliac for nine years.

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"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet for days of auld lang syne."

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After I finally infiltrated the CIA archive, I discovered what I'd always feared.

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Grandma started to sing, "Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a young teenager, I remember hanging out with my friends and watching gory war films.	12351
"Bubble baths are my favourite, Mummy!", my 3 year old squealed as he ran into the bathroom.	7958
I miss my family, my friends, and most of all I miss my husband.	630
My two year old's favourite bedtime story is about the Man in the Moon, she makes me tell it to her every night before I go watch the lottery.	476
It was reported in the news today that "Robbo the Clown" had submitted a plea of insanity to the court.	425
I bumped into my ex at the gym.	231
Nick had been a necrophiliac for nine years.	183
"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet for days of auld lang syne."	120
After I finally infiltrated the CIA archive, I discovered what I'd always feared.	76
Grandma started to sing, "Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes."	71