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I was sad when my dog died, until my daddy explained that sometimes the nicest thing to do for something is to put it out of it's misery.

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When I woke up afraid in the middle of the night, it always helped me to reach down and let my dog Whiskers lick my hand from under the bed.

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"What's wrong sweetie?"

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In the dark he listened, as the dirt hit the lid of the coffin.

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"Wait this can't be right, there are two heads there, I'm not having twins am I?"

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"Honey, I just got off the phone with Sophie's daycare, they said you never dropped her off this morning?"

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It took a moment for me to process my wife's question, "Why didn't you drop sophie off?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was sad when my dog died, until my daddy explained that sometimes the nicest thing to do for something is to put it out of it's misery.	662
When I woke up afraid in the middle of the night, it always helped me to reach down and let my dog Whiskers lick my hand from under the bed.	31
"What's wrong sweetie?"	29
In the dark he listened, as the dirt hit the lid of the coffin.	22
"Wait this can't be right, there are two heads there, I'm not having twins am I?"	3
"Honey, I just got off the phone with Sophie's daycare, they said you never dropped her off this morning?"	1
It took a moment for me to process my wife's question, "Why didn't you drop sophie off?"	1