/u/Jjustingraham's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"God, I wish I looked like her," I groaned, as little miss perfect twenty-something jogged away, hair bouncing in a tight ponytail.

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Beaming at my family, I floated up the steps and strode proudly towards the Dean, accepting my assignment to serve our glorious Republic.

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"HELP! Does anybody know I'm down here?!?"

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"Oh Jesus Christ, 911, this is an emergency, my husband just collapsed, he's shaking, there's foam coming out of his mouth, please, send somebody to help!"

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I was enjoying browsing Reddit while my infant son napped on my chest.

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Don't you hate it when you spend all day at work super distracted because you're convinced you forgot to do something?

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It's not fair that my sister is pregnant again!

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The last few months of pregnancy have been debilitating, and the doctors recommended I stay in a birthing center for closer evaluation before my due date.

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I gagged in revulsion, eating through my family's corpses to reach the sunlight.

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"The tumor is malignant, but it's in an early stage and easily operable, we caught it at the right time."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"God, I wish I looked like her," I groaned, as little miss perfect twenty-something jogged away, hair bouncing in a tight ponytail.	11
Beaming at my family, I floated up the steps and strode proudly towards the Dean, accepting my assignment to serve our glorious Republic.	11
"HELP! Does anybody know I'm down here?!?"	10
"Oh Jesus Christ, 911, this is an emergency, my husband just collapsed, he's shaking, there's foam coming out of his mouth, please, send somebody to help!"	9
I was enjoying browsing Reddit while my infant son napped on my chest.	8
Don't you hate it when you spend all day at work super distracted because you're convinced you forgot to do something?	7
It's not fair that my sister is pregnant again!	7
The last few months of pregnancy have been debilitating, and the doctors recommended I stay in a birthing center for closer evaluation before my due date.	6
I gagged in revulsion, eating through my family's corpses to reach the sunlight.	5
"The tumor is malignant, but it's in an early stage and easily operable, we caught it at the right time."	5