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Meowme won't let me go to the Olimpiks.

246 upvotes • r/AmItheCloaca
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I've done it I thought jubilantly to myself, I've finally found a cure for tinnitus.

169 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"I'm not here for you" the grim reaper said.

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Everyone in the neighbourhood loved old Mrs. Miller who spent her time caring for paralysed cats.

35 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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For as long as I can remember, I've had the ability to talk to animals and make them do whatever I tell them.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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All my life I've happily fed the stray cats in my neighbourhood.

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Seeing an abandoned baby surrounded by a pack of lions in the forest, the man crept closer to try and rescue the infant. The lions and the baby ate well that night.

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I'm so glad that I mastered the art of preserving fresh flowers in resin during the lockdown.

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I'll sleep when I'm dead I thought to myself my body trembling with rage.

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For my last wish I wish the world was as God intended it to be.

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