/u/Joe_Keep's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You're punished in the afterlife by becoming what you hate.

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Space.... is beautiful.

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"And this, kids, is why you should not mistreat animals" I said while smiling at the camera with a kitten safely tucked in my arms

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They pluck the happy thoughts from your brain one by one.

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The living dead still pound at the gates in droves.

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After using my time-stopping powers for the first time, I realized with horror....

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I feel them skittering inside the walls, whispering blasphemies to me, every second.

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"Son, run as fast as you can and don't look back. I love you."

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"It hurts! STOP, IT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

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We don't "grow old".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You're punished in the afterlife by becoming what you hate.	4908
Space.... is beautiful.	3417
"And this, kids, is why you should not mistreat animals" I said while smiling at the camera with a kitten safely tucked in my arms	525
They pluck the happy thoughts from your brain one by one.	81
The living dead still pound at the gates in droves.	80
After using my time-stopping powers for the first time, I realized with horror....	71
I feel them skittering inside the walls, whispering blasphemies to me, every second.	25
"Son, run as fast as you can and don't look back. I love you."	20
"It hurts! STOP, IT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"	20
We don't "grow old".	12