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You're punished in the afterlife by becoming what you hate.

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Space.... is beautiful.

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"And this, kids, is why you should not mistreat animals" I said while smiling at the camera with a kitten safely tucked in my arms

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They pluck the happy thoughts from your brain one by one.

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The living dead still pound at the gates in droves.

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After using my time-stopping powers for the first time, I realized with horror....

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I feel them skittering inside the walls, whispering blasphemies to me, every second.

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"Son, run as fast as you can and don't look back. I love you."

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"It hurts! STOP, IT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

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We don't "grow old".

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You're punished in the afterlife by becoming what you hate.	4908	TwoSentenceHorror
Space.... is beautiful.	3417	TwoSentenceHorror
"And this, kids, is why you should not mistreat animals" I said while smiling at the camera with a kitten safely tucked in my arms	525	TwoSentenceHorror
They pluck the happy thoughts from your brain one by one.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
The living dead still pound at the gates in droves.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
After using my time-stopping powers for the first time, I realized with horror....	71	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel them skittering inside the walls, whispering blasphemies to me, every second.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
"Son, run as fast as you can and don't look back. I love you."	20	TwoSentenceHorror
"It hurts! STOP, IT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"	20	TwoSentenceHorror
We don't "grow old".	12	TwoSentenceHorror