/u/JoggingSkeleton's posts
[WP] You thought you were special. You thought you were the only mage capable of casting spells without providing an offering. But when confronted by a wide-eyed instructor, you realize your spells weren’t cast without cost.
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[WP]“Tonight we’ll trick the aliens into abducting you and then we can finally see what goes on up there. We might be powerless to stop the random abductions, but that doesn’t mean we can’t bring peace of mind to the grieving families.”
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[WP] Reluctantly, you renounce your claim to the throne. The constant backstabbing and internal fracas was too much for any sane person. Unfortunately, this greatly angers everyone, who all believe it to be a cunning ploy.
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[WP] “Remember kids-“ Our teacher addressed the class. “Make sure your pile-bunkers are fully primed before leaving the building, the days are getting shorter.”
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[WP] Summoned to another world and granted magnificent abilities, you excitedly begin asking the townsfolk if there are any ‘evil lords’ they want you to beat up. Now it seems you’ve inadvertently introduced the concept of violence to this otherwise completely peaceful fantasy land.
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[WP] A series of unfortunate events have found you, a puny child, in the pits below a gladiator arena. Your shackled opponent, a titanic giant, leans in close and whispers—“You’re not going to like this, but I’ve got a plan.”
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[WP] Driven by wanderlust, you’ve been exploring the universe and collecting various mementos. A curious friend asks about the rubber duck within your collection, prompting you to recount your most astonishing adventure to date.
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[WP] Once a curse is placed, its affect depends entirely on the target’s interpretation of said curse. “He was supposed to be forced to eat bugs the rest of his life! LOBSTERS AREN’T BUGS!” Another day, another irate customer.
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[WP] Rumor has it, that nurturing a corpse flower until it blooms is one the few ways a lost soul can emancipate themselves from the depths of hell. Even in ideal conditions, this can take a decade. Add random fire storms and packs of feral demon beasts and this begins to feel like a fool’s errand.
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