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I never wanted to laugh so badly as when the priest said he was trying to exorcise a demon.

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I'm looking forward to meet a new wife.

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Many people theorize why we never go back to the Moon.

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The substitute professor of criminology at my college spent 3 hours telling us about the most refined homicides he has ever seen.

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I once heard that human flesh tastes like steak.

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I am so happy that I will get a new pet.

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They say there is no greater pain than that of a mother losing a child.

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My daughter is the cutest little girl I have ever seen

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Doctors said I am the last fertile woman in the world

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I felt joy and fulfillment as I purified that body, banishing the beast in agony back to Hell, until the door burst open.

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