/u/JohnPaulEdwards's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On my 21st birthday, I opened up a fortune cookie that just read, "You are dreaming."

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The deceased man was found slumped at his desk amidst cigarette ends, soda cans and half-eaten ready meal boxes.

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They shackled me in unbreakable chains and banished me to a concrete tower in the middle of the ocean.

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I snatched a tissue from the box on my desk and blew hard.

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We had began our isolated hiking trail two hours ago, and I was worried that our new friend Jenny was not going to make it to the rendezvous point in time.

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My stupid neighbour keeps leaving his stone gargoyle in my back garden and it's pissing me off.

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I think people thought it was a bird or a crow or something but it wasn't.

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I was borrowing my flatmate's Mac while he was out getting lunch when I spotted a pen icon float over his Notes application, and, being the unashamed busybody that I am, clicked on it.

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"You're annoying," said my mother, throwing it across the room.

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After five minutes of frantic searching, my flatmate's door opens: "Did you check the spare room?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On my 21st birthday, I opened up a fortune cookie that just read, "You are dreaming."	14505
The deceased man was found slumped at his desk amidst cigarette ends, soda cans and half-eaten ready meal boxes.	1133
They shackled me in unbreakable chains and banished me to a concrete tower in the middle of the ocean.	204
I snatched a tissue from the box on my desk and blew hard.	196
We had began our isolated hiking trail two hours ago, and I was worried that our new friend Jenny was not going to make it to the rendezvous point in time.	165
My stupid neighbour keeps leaving his stone gargoyle in my back garden and it's pissing me off.	165
I think people thought it was a bird or a crow or something but it wasn't.	160
I was borrowing my flatmate's Mac while he was out getting lunch when I spotted a pen icon float over his Notes application, and, being the unashamed busybody that I am, clicked on it.	101
"You're annoying," said my mother, throwing it across the room.	82
After five minutes of frantic searching, my flatmate's door opens: "Did you check the spare room?"	79