/u/JohnPaulEdwards's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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One night I was having sex with my girlfriend when something sharp poked the condom, and I shuffled gently out of her to see a tiny card and thread stuck to the side of my shaft.

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The police hadn't figured out yet why children were vanishing from the school grounds with increased regularity, or where the missing students were going.

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"I love power," thought the moderator from r/TwoSentenceHorror after deleting a dozen submissions.

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For weeks now, scuttling noises from the above air vents had bugged me during my night shifts.

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"BANG!" The firework exploded.

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After college, I went off to work at a factory, while my childhood buddy, Fred, moved to the country and studied law at uni, met the girl of his dreams, made friends for life and had a whale of a time.

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Falling asleep, I stared beyond my translucent window, to the shadows that gathered under the orange light of a street lamp just outside, barely hearing the hushed sounds of their conversation.

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Having thought hard about it, I threw the pendant into the ocean, hoping to get rid of it.

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In my trainers, these hooded hooligans stood no chance of mugging me.

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We synced iClouds yesterday to share photos of our day out, and ever since I've been getting the strangest Notes app notifications.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One night I was having sex with my girlfriend when something sharp poked the condom, and I shuffled gently out of her to see a tiny card and thread stuck to the side of my shaft.	6
The police hadn't figured out yet why children were vanishing from the school grounds with increased regularity, or where the missing students were going.	6
"I love power," thought the moderator from r/TwoSentenceHorror after deleting a dozen submissions.	4
For weeks now, scuttling noises from the above air vents had bugged me during my night shifts.	4
"BANG!" The firework exploded.	4
After college, I went off to work at a factory, while my childhood buddy, Fred, moved to the country and studied law at uni, met the girl of his dreams, made friends for life and had a whale of a time.	3
Falling asleep, I stared beyond my translucent window, to the shadows that gathered under the orange light of a street lamp just outside, barely hearing the hushed sounds of their conversation.	3
Having thought hard about it, I threw the pendant into the ocean, hoping to get rid of it.	3
In my trainers, these hooded hooligans stood no chance of mugging me.	2
We synced iClouds yesterday to share photos of our day out, and ever since I've been getting the strangest Notes app notifications.	1