/u/JohnnyMyGuy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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An officer pulled my twin brother and I aside, dragging us to the front of the line.

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One evening, my insomniac brother left me an amusing voicemail telling me that for the first time in years, he actually felt tired enough to simply drop off to sleep.

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As a child in the 60's I spent a lot of time drawing beside my dad whilst he worked from home as a policeman in Northern California.

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"I'm not afraid of the dark Tyler", hissed my brother from across the pitch black basement.

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"Turbulence isn't the scary part" tutted my friend in response to a child's crying as he got up from beside me on the plane.

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We stood frozen on our front lawn as our home burned ferociously, the lighter still clutched tightly in my brother's hand.

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He scrolled through the two sentence horror subreddit as I sat silently on the chair.

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My geography teacher tells us that Yellowstone was hundreds of years overdue an eruption.

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Not wanting to be the problem child, I never told my mother when I started getting chronic headaches.

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My family and I were still asleep in the hotel, when my little brother snuck out to the beach to walk off the previous night's Christmas meal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
An officer pulled my twin brother and I aside, dragging us to the front of the line.	7476
One evening, my insomniac brother left me an amusing voicemail telling me that for the first time in years, he actually felt tired enough to simply drop off to sleep.	1119
As a child in the 60's I spent a lot of time drawing beside my dad whilst he worked from home as a policeman in Northern California.	566
"I'm not afraid of the dark Tyler", hissed my brother from across the pitch black basement.	474
"Turbulence isn't the scary part" tutted my friend in response to a child's crying as he got up from beside me on the plane.	170
We stood frozen on our front lawn as our home burned ferociously, the lighter still clutched tightly in my brother's hand.	134
He scrolled through the two sentence horror subreddit as I sat silently on the chair.	132
My geography teacher tells us that Yellowstone was hundreds of years overdue an eruption.	129
Not wanting to be the problem child, I never told my mother when I started getting chronic headaches.	122
My family and I were still asleep in the hotel, when my little brother snuck out to the beach to walk off the previous night's Christmas meal.	118