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I stood over the grill keeping a careful eye on the meat, as I would hate to burn my wife’s favorite meal.

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My friends and I raised our glasses in a toast to new beginnings and I downed my drink in a single gulp.

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My heart broke as I eavesdropped onto a conversation I was never supposed to hear; my supposed “loved ones” were casually planning my death over their lunch break.

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[NOV21] The brave adventurer Herbert the Brave proudly told the dragon god Ni that he couldn’t make an anagram from the word “hibernate”.

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As the clown began his juggling act, I couldn’t help but notice all the children’s smiling faces.

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As I sat there in line, patiently waiting my turn to go, I couldn’t help but be annoyed by the man screaming into his phone.

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I was the first human to set foot on Mars.

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I died as I had countless times before.

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After months of isolation, I ignored all of those so called “experts” and went outside without a mask on.

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As I set the timer on the last bomb, I felt a sigh of relief knowing I could finally go home.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stood over the grill keeping a careful eye on the meat, as I would hate to burn my wife’s favorite meal.	1089	TwoSentenceHorror
My friends and I raised our glasses in a toast to new beginnings and I downed my drink in a single gulp.	520	TwoSentenceHorror
My heart broke as I eavesdropped onto a conversation I was never supposed to hear; my supposed “loved ones” were casually planning my death over their lunch break.	160	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV21] The brave adventurer Herbert the Brave proudly told the dragon god Ni that he couldn’t make an anagram from the word “hibernate”.	96	TwoSentenceHorror
As the clown began his juggling act, I couldn’t help but notice all the children’s smiling faces.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
As I sat there in line, patiently waiting my turn to go, I couldn’t help but be annoyed by the man screaming into his phone.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I was the first human to set foot on Mars.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
I died as I had countless times before.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
After months of isolation, I ignored all of those so called “experts” and went outside without a mask on.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
As I set the timer on the last bomb, I felt a sigh of relief knowing I could finally go home.	7	TwoSentenceHorror