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It's my husband's birthday, and I want to take him out as a surprise.

465 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Pastor Hamlin writhed and gyrated and babbled in fevered gibberish.

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An innocent man was executed by the state last night, and I couldn't be happier.

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"You should be more grateful for all the weight I've helped you lose, but I guess it's my fault for raising such a selfish child."

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In light of new evidence proving my innocence, my lawyer submitted my final appeal.

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Hatred is my only companion now, since my family left me.

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The manure pit has been unusually foamy recently.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's my husband's birthday, and I want to take him out as a surprise.	465	TwoSentenceHorror
Pastor Hamlin writhed and gyrated and babbled in fevered gibberish.	143	TwoSentenceHorror
An innocent man was executed by the state last night, and I couldn't be happier.	90	TwoSentenceHorror
"You should be more grateful for all the weight I've helped you lose, but I guess it's my fault for raising such a selfish child."	20	TwoSentenceHorror
In light of new evidence proving my innocence, my lawyer submitted my final appeal.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Hatred is my only companion now, since my family left me.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
The manure pit has been unusually foamy recently.	3	TwoSentenceHorror