/u/Jsleepyjean's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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If you see a red 1996 Honda Accord on I-96 please stop it because I’ve been kidnapped and took his phone!

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“How many times do we have to teach you this old man!” He said as he got the shock collar

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Growing up, I never understood why my mom would scream at me every time a cupcake would appear on the counter as it seemed like a blessing to me.

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It’s sad that every year on my birthday my mom calls me wishing she aborted me

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“Let me go and unchain me, you’re not my real mom!”

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I came back to warn them about the house fire but all I can do is cry

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Every time the bus reaches my stop at the dangerous intersection, I see the homeless man carrying his own “stop” sign.

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“Please stop, I love you!” She yelled with tears in her eyes.

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Never have I ever murdered my tinder date.

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“That one isn’t pretty!” She said

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If you see a red 1996 Honda Accord on I-96 please stop it because I’ve been kidnapped and took his phone!	620
“How many times do we have to teach you this old man!” He said as he got the shock collar	61
Growing up, I never understood why my mom would scream at me every time a cupcake would appear on the counter as it seemed like a blessing to me.	60
It’s sad that every year on my birthday my mom calls me wishing she aborted me	51
“Let me go and unchain me, you’re not my real mom!”	50
I came back to warn them about the house fire but all I can do is cry	33
Every time the bus reaches my stop at the dangerous intersection, I see the homeless man carrying his own “stop” sign.	14
“Please stop, I love you!” She yelled with tears in her eyes.	10
Never have I ever murdered my tinder date.	10
“That one isn’t pretty!” She said	9