/u/JudgeHodorMD's posts
[WP] “I have a few concerns about your resume. You listed seventeen attempts to take over the world?”
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[WP] You are a dragon. Contrary to popular belief, you only ‘breathe fire’ when you are sick. You desperately need to find a doctor. Unfortunately, villages tend to be flammable.
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[WP] You’ve just made a massive scientific breakthrough. By all rights it should help countless people. And yet everyone reacts as if you are some crazed mad scientist.
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[WP] You are a soldier. One of your buddies just had to wish you a happy birthday. Now the enemy is breaking out into their birthday chant.
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[WP] You have kidnapped the princess and slaughtered every knight who’s tried to rescue her. Now a couple of kids are trying to foil your plans. You need to get them out of your lair... without hurting them.
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[WP] An old prophecy holds that the hero will return when the kingdom faces its darkest hour. The kingdom was conquered without the hero showing up. Nobody realized that that wasn’t the darkest hour.
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