WritingPrompts

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[WP] At 09:00AM, a hung-over alien stumbles into the only bar in a sleepy little New Mexico town, and asks the bartender for his keys that had been confiscated last night because he was too drunk to fly home.	3
[WP] Due to a rare genetic disorder, you break out in Super-Hives any time you hear a pun. You've managed the condition just fine through high-school, but have just been caught by surprise when your college-tour group's latest stop turned out to be a clown college!	3
[WP]Two serial killers are each separately offered a full pardon if they can successfully create a brand-new and inventive way to murder the other that has never been attempted before.	2
The Lawful-Good knight and his Chaotic-Evil twin slay one another in battle and are sentenced to the True-Neutral afterlife until they can sort out their differences.	1
[WP] He can never quit me. Our love is forbidden, but he just wants to get me lit and put his lips around me while I take his tension away. This is the life story of a talking cigarette.	1
[WP]She hates me. He wants me. I used to always light up when he came by,, until she forbade his lips from ever touching me again. Now he hides with me in a nearby alley, and I burn for him again, smooth as I ever was. I am his final cigarette.	1
[WP] Two rival restaurants on the same block go to war: Ancient Chinese Pizza vs Ninja Burger.	0
[WP]The Human broke up with his Elf girlfriend not because of the difference in their lifespans, but because he just could not get used to living in her family's tree and only ever eating cookies again.	0
[WP] You're a bestselling author of a book titled, "She wants me. She wants me in her mouth so she can suck everything out of me." It's not NSFW because you're actually a talking cigarette. NSFW	0

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