/u/JudgeJudyApproved's posts
[WP] At 09:00AM, a hung-over alien stumbles into the only bar in a sleepy little New Mexico town, and asks the bartender for his keys that had been confiscated last night because he was too drunk to fly home.
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[WP]Perma-Kitties are here! They're designer-kittens grown from a petri-dish that live their whole lives never growing out of the super-cute, super-fuzzy, super-clumsy phase. Everyone wants one! Tell the story of a group of neglected real cats that seek revenge on Perma-Kitties.
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[WP]A female dragonborn paladin of noble heritage was, through a series of comedic misunderstandings, hired to save herself from herself. She did. You're the Lawyer hired by the King , ordered to convince a jury of her dragonborn peers that she does _not_ deserve to collect the reward.
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[WP] The superhero walks into your graphic-design shop, and says he wants to rebrand, and asks for help making a new symbol, business cards, and everything. This would be the opportunity of a lifetime, except for one small detail: you're a villain, and you only do evil graphic-design.
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[WP] Alone on an old highway, you are the last person in the world to learn that flying cars exist now.
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[WP] Being a lawyer is all you've ever wanted. You've studied relentlessly, and worked long hours instead of having a social life. In fact, you stressed so badly over your chosen career that you died. Now the day of the BAR Exam is here, and you're the first zombie to ever attempt it.
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[WP] A genie comes out of the wallet you just found, and hands you a 20 sided die. "Thank you for finding my lost wallet. I grant you a roll on the random reward table." You roll a 20!
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[WP] It was at that moment, staring into the face of a terrifying beast, feeling it's warm breath on her skin, the fading echo of it's roar in the chasm of her ears, the spittle running down her cheek, that she changed her mind: she would have kids some day, and she would feed them to this creature.
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[WP]"Fly, you fools!" were the Wizard's departing words before he fell into the void. Unfortunately, he didn't account for Spirit canceling their flights, and now the Fellowship of fantasy characters is stranded inside the Newark International airport.
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