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Some people tell me I’m schizophrenic, but I don’t think they’re right

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Everyone ran out of the pool when I entered it, I'm not that ugly, right?!

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I finally pressed Ctrl+S to save after hours of work, and closed my computer. That presentation will guarantee me a good job, finally getting me out of poverty.

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When you have multiple accounts, it’s like having multiple phones: you’re linked to something shady

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He shot himself, before his daughter could stop him from suicide

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Some people tell me I’m schizophrenic, but I don’t think they’re right	4715
Everyone ran out of the pool when I entered it, I'm not that ugly, right?!	47
I finally pressed Ctrl+S to save after hours of work, and closed my computer. That presentation will guarantee me a good job, finally getting me out of poverty.	15
When you have multiple accounts, it’s like having multiple phones: you’re linked to something shady	4
He shot himself, before his daughter could stop him from suicide	3