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AITA for bringing my 3 year old son to my parents for thanksgiving?

2667 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My 6 month old son just won’t stop screaming. NSFW

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Minimal phone calls, no pleasant conversation, nothing in common and “out of sight, out of mind”.

458 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When the mystic revealed i wouldn’t die for 43 years, it opened up a whole new set of doors for my daredevil career.

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The books and movies always said a girls first time is special and unforgettable. NSFW

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“I wish I had the body of Chris Hemsworth” I exclaimed to the monkeys paw.

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I’ve been a prisoner in my own body since the accident, alone with my own thoughts but finally I feel the end coming!

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A cold wave fell over me as the pregnancy test showed a positive reading.

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The little girls smile brought warmth to my soul.

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After chatting with a dad at the park for a while, he hits me with the age old “so which one’s yours?”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
AITA for bringing my 3 year old son to my parents for thanksgiving?	2667	TwoSentenceHorror
My 6 month old son just won’t stop screaming. NSFW	2047	TwoSentenceHorror
Minimal phone calls, no pleasant conversation, nothing in common and “out of sight, out of mind”.	458	TwoSentenceSadness
When the mystic revealed i wouldn’t die for 43 years, it opened up a whole new set of doors for my daredevil career.	83	TwoSentenceHorror
The books and movies always said a girls first time is special and unforgettable. NSFW	62	TwoSentenceHorror
“I wish I had the body of Chris Hemsworth” I exclaimed to the monkeys paw.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve been a prisoner in my own body since the accident, alone with my own thoughts but finally I feel the end coming!	46	TwoSentenceHorror
A cold wave fell over me as the pregnancy test showed a positive reading.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
The little girls smile brought warmth to my soul.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
After chatting with a dad at the park for a while, he hits me with the age old “so which one’s yours?”	19	TwoSentenceHorror