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"Please stay alive, I'm afraid not to exist!"

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The bug exterminator pleaded "Calm down ma'am the is apart of building maintenance."

651 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Now if you would look to the right."

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"I know having a child is a frightening experience but do not worry."

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I don't want a lot of friends.

82 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Warm."

77 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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[SEP22]"I can feel millions of their legs crawling under my skin and no one believes me."

71 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Eat, mate, evolve, eat, mate, evolve."

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[Sep22]"I need a manager, cause it feels like I've been waiting for my food for millions of years!!"

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"I have a hard time connecting with my son."

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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