/u/Jupefin's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] When humans arrived to the galactic scene, they thought wars would play out way differently. Instead of bloodshed, there were intergalactic video game tournaments fighting for territory. Most aliens thought humans were newbies to this but when the first war was played, they changed their minds.
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[WP] Humans aren't generally that advanced but their engineering capabilities are one of the top within the galaxy, since they are so stubborn. This has led to the saying "Leave a human with a machine that is ineffective, give it a few months and it will become effective."
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[WP] In a huge world, three continents, three nations exist. One is a flourishing kingdom with full of magic and diversity, one is a republic with marvelous technology, and one is a dystopian dictatorship with an army you don't want to mess with.
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[WP] You've faced many kinds of monsters in your life, but the one you specialize in killing are liches. With a teacup in hand, you're wondering why this lich is so goddamn friendly.
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[WP] Aliens are afraid to invade Earth. Not because of humans but because our solar system is a nest for 8 Guardians/Leviathans.
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[WP] An alien had cornered up a Human, pointed the gun and pulled the trigger. "Why won't you die?" Shouted the shocked alien. "Dude, it's a watergun."
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[WP] The emperor laughed and boasted to the human leader. "That was a fun war! Let me know when your soldiers come back alive." "...Are you saying your people do not die? Forever?" "Wait, what?"
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[WP] When humans landed on a habitable planet, they found a cute species, so they took them in as pets. After other aliens contact humans, they learn that the cute species was actually the most brutal and ruthless warmongering species in the galaxy.
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[WP] You're a low tier superhero who is often employed on extremely high-tier missions for one reason and one reason only; you're literally indestructible, but you can't damage others. This means you're often used as a human shield.
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