WritingPrompts

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[WP] You're a butler ready for hire. You can do chores, you can kill, and most importantly you make seriously good tea.	48
[WP] "I should be in Hell right now. What are you planning?" The bald man asked coldly, staring at the being that was God itself. "You're a seasoned assassin, yes? So..." God slid him a picture. "Maybe we can strike a deal."	48
[WP] When a person dies, there is a slim chance they will become a revenant if they have unfinished business. During this time, they're immortal until the job is done. You've lived a satisfactory and fulfilling life; so why the hell are you a revenant?!	48
[WP] Everybody in this village is perfect and beautiful. The roads are clean, the houses have no degredation and all the people here are all beautiful and smiling. They are happy... Right?	47
[WP] Unlike the Elves or Dwarves who were granted a portal to this realm, Humans made their portal.	47
[WP] "How many "Humans" live on this planet?" "Seven-" "-Million? That isn't much." "Seven Billion."	47
[WP] Carbon life is equal to mold for aliens. When they come cleaning us up, they are surprised we are retaliate	47
[WP] "Hey! Have you seen my father, the emperor?" Asked the alien prince(ss) to the emperor's assistant. "I think emperor Elon is visiting a primitive planet. I've heard he's interested in those mud apes."	47
[WP] "Do you remember the legendary hero that fought off the villain?" I heard the drunken person ask me, the bartender. Of course i remember, i almost freaking died there fighting the hero! "Nope, i do not." I responded.	46
[WP] Having birthday soon and knowing you'd spending it alone this time, you decided to send an invite to Satan just for jokes. On your birthday while eating a slice of cake, the doorbell rings and you went to open it. It was Satan that carried few boxes of pizza and couple bottles of coke.	45

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