/u/Jupefin's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Hey, God. You know when we send the indestructible object toward a new race, they either attack it or try to communicate with it." "Yeah. Are you trying to imply something." "Remember Earth? They're mining the object right now."
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[WP] <Do not swim! Beware of the water monster!> Says the sign, but you don't care. You can waterwalk and the monster cannot legally eat you.
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[WP] The real reason why aliens wont attack Humanity is because the system is full of overwhelmingly powerful ancient defense systems and weaponry.
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[WP] "So you're saying that these "humans" have 30 colonies in their solar system?" "Yes, and increasing. They don't seem to have the need to colonize habitable planets, they just can colonize these dead planets and moons without a problem."
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[WP] You are a feared warrior called the "Silent." Why? Because you do not shout out your every move you're about to make.
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[WP] Your inherent skill is Reincarnation, and every time you die you wake up in a different world. You've seen it all, from medieval times to galactic theaters you've seen it all. This time, you met your first lover, and she revealed her skill can destroy skills.
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[WP] A little girl accidentally called the military about a mean guy who stole her teddy bear; Mr. Snuggles. This is how the world's largest military operation went down.
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[WP] "Dude, you don't want to fight a human, even when it doesn't have a weapon." The alien glimpsed at the human. "Why not? They look so fragile."
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[WP] Humans do have a sixth sense, but it was only discovered when humans left the solar system; Humans always know the exact direction where Earth is.
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