/u/Jupefin's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After some misunderstandings, you are now having a dinner with all of the major deities as a form of compensation.
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[WP] Aliens decided to invade Earth during WW3 expecting easy victory. They didn't expect the humans to unify.
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[WP] You're an investigator currently tracking down multiple alien criminals that have managed to land and infiltrate the primitive world of Earth. Removing the infamous Muskelon, Zuckerwerg and Bezos from the planet is going to be difficult.
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[WP] You stood there horrified as buildings exploded and crumbled without any sound as two mimes were going at each other.
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[WP] "General! We've captured a human and keeping it as a captive!" "YOU DID WHAT?! Quick! Release it!"
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[WP] The moon has just been discovered to be an out of commission alien superweapon abandoned after an ancient battle.
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[WP] Human psyche is unique in the galaxy; their ability to connect the dots with the lack of direct information is unmatched. You should know, their detectives have almost caught you multiple times; the challenge is exhilarating.
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[WP] "If a dwarf wields a hammer, dodge it. In an elf uses magic, counter it. If a human uses a sniper rifle, run or else you're screwed."
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