/u/Jupefin's posts
[WP] "My majesty. Here is your wine." The king took the chalice and took a sip. "Hmm. This is some high-quality poison."
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[WP] The most toxic substance in the universe is Methyltheobromine which is found on Earth. You have made a "poison" empire by selling coffee.
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[WP] You're hanging out with a friend joking around. You jokingly said: "Dang Band Digly Dadly Doo Horse Duck" intending to confuse your friend. Instead he stopped moving and with a robotic voice said: "Humanity destruction protocol; active. Sending signal to Alpha Centauri."
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[SP] Everything on Earth was designed by God himself, but then he noticed something that shouldn't be there.
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[WP] When Humanity was first discovered, they were democratic, much like the alien's themselves. Aliens waited in excitement when Humanity finally made it in to the galactic scene, only to be greeted by a unfriendly, Theocratic Empire.
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[WP] When it was discovered that the machines had risen up against their creators, the aliens gave up on saving the Earth and prepared for the worst. However when they came back with the neutralizer, humanity was still alive and prospering, angry with the aliens who didn't save them.
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[WP] You're one of the many synthetics that were captured by an alien gladiatorial arena where you fight to the death against other machines. You're one of the top contenders, being part of the arena for about 10 years now and todays match didn't seem any different. Except blood was spilled today.
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[WP] "Welcome to Hell. Here's your new social security number, bank account, a list of all social security benefits you may be eligible for, and a list for open jobs. If you have something to ask, please contact Hades."
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[WP] I stood there unfazed as I saw the lively street full of multiple legendary beasts and entities wearing mythological armor and weaponry with crazy neon-colored clowns, aka heroes. "How am i going to get food today?" I sighed as I contemplated why I lived in the Endgame-Village.
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