/u/Jupefin's posts
[WP] The most reliable way to measure a races' religiousness is to compare their houses to their churches. If the churches are taller and bigger than their houses, the more religious they are.
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[SP] "Oh, you fucked up now!" Shouted the princess at the assassin. "This princess knows taekwondo!"
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[PI] Space travel never took off. Instead, we perfected dimensional travel and started colonizing other uninhabited Earths. But on every single one we found abandoned civilization, the sentient race having made a hasty escape into space.
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[EU] You're just a soldier with abnormally high accuracy no matter what weapon, improvised or not, you use, and can pretty much dodge or even catch bullets mid air. It's been awhile since you were secured by the SCP-foundation, and you're now thinking of a way to escape.
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[WP] After 5000 years of surveillance, the "Pyramid" event begins and determines if the race is compatible in the galaxy or not. Every race that currently live in the galaxy was accepted by it; the others less fortunate are being "restarted."
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[WP] Due to humanity's unique need for oxygen to survive, aliens from the council have decided to help humanity to search one planet for them. Eventually they found one but it had a 'modern' civilization on it, but humanity didn't retreat, instead they did one thing they're good at; 'liberating'.
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[WP] You're the Deodorant-man, your powers change depending on the type of deodorant you're using, but most of the times the villains just go unconscious around you due to the smell.
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[WP] "You see, my powers derive from my ability to play the violin, and depending on these three string and the associated chords, I can manipulate my powers." "Wait, but what about the 4th string?" "I've only used it once... and never again."
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[WP] Humanity is an ancient race which has fallen and risen back to power countless times, and even after many exterminations they keep just popping back to the galactic scene. Some aliens believe in some mysterious forces, but in actuality humans are just too stubborn and tenacious to go extinct.
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