/u/Jupefin's posts
[WP] Long ago you had sold your soul to the devil, but the postal service was so utterly bad that they had lost the package where your soul was. Since the transaction was completed before it, you have the benefits of the deal while the devil still has no control over you.
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[WP] You're leading the expedition on the newly discovered MASSIVE alien derelict ship that's most likely linked to the Human precursors. When entering a flight deck, the ship powered on with a "Oh fuck, how long have I slept? Is the war still going? ...Hello..?"
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[WP] You have powers that literally makes your life like a RPG video game giving you one of the many abilities to see levels of people and animals while also seeing their real name. You once checked your cat's stats and saw the name Lucifer instead of Meowmore.
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[WP] Being stared down by a killing robot really does make you regret your life decisions. As it aimed the barrel at you, it suddenly spoke. It wasn't human language, but you understood the beeps: "Target has been located. Initiating unit retrieval. Welcome back, friend."
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[WP] "Oh, they're here. Earth's Death- hold up. What's with your get up?" One of the Deaths asked while a figure, clad in a black leather clothing and a helmet with a tinted visor, entered. "Ah, you know. I've got to keep up pace with the times."
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[WP] When humanity introduced themselves to the galaxy, there was a shock. While new and weak, they shared a great resemblance to an extinct ancient race that had posed a galactic wide threat.
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[WP] Humans live in a quiet and empty part of the galaxy all alone. Aliens are surprised that a civilization could develop without any guidance from the precursors.
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