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How do roosters impregnate hens?

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I went to an adult book store and purchased a spinal tap themed vibrator.

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I saw in a history book that there was a Mary queen of Scott’s.

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Why don’t birds pee?

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I thought I had monkey pocks but, it was monkee pocks.

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There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

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Are you a heterosexual male that has very close male friends whom you love deeply but not in a intimate way?

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Why do super hot and sex men and women want to make love to me?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How do roosters impregnate hens?	10
I went to an adult book store and purchased a spinal tap themed vibrator.	9
I saw in a history book that there was a Mary queen of Scott’s.	5
Why don’t birds pee?	2
I thought I had monkey pocks but, it was monkee pocks.	1
There’s more than one way to skin a cat.	1
Are you a heterosexual male that has very close male friends whom you love deeply but not in a intimate way?	0
Why do super hot and sex men and women want to make love to me?	0