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After drifting on the ocean for weeks, I thought I saw oil rig or something in the distance.

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As I kissed my new born son goodbye, tears started to flow as I handed him off to a uniformed man in a balaclava.

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As a British person, I had always seen American as dumb and fat.

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My wife got more and more annoyed that I kept pushing for us to get an electric car.

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As a former marine, I can pick up on Morse code.

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As I scratched the bump on my leg, I realized that all of a sudden there were 2 bumps.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After drifting on the ocean for weeks, I thought I saw oil rig or something in the distance.	4385
As I kissed my new born son goodbye, tears started to flow as I handed him off to a uniformed man in a balaclava.	47
As a British person, I had always seen American as dumb and fat.	6
My wife got more and more annoyed that I kept pushing for us to get an electric car.	5
As a former marine, I can pick up on Morse code.	4
As I scratched the bump on my leg, I realized that all of a sudden there were 2 bumps.	3